due to the results of the twix vs. shockers contest i am forced to take over this blog.
the following items are the samix keys to life regarding food:
1. shockers and nerd rope rule over all other peanut-butter-brittle-fetti-chocodile-barfo bars out there.
2. eat yogurt every day except peach... never peach... it smells like puke
2a. scrape out every last drop of yogurt from the stupid yoplait cups, almost like they made it that shape to say 'haha f you, you can't get your tongue / spoon / finger in this crevice for the last globs of pomegranate - blackberry'
3. use a small spoon, never the oversized spoons that fit neither in the stupid yogurt cup nor your mouth
4. put hot sauce on everything: pizza, sandwiches, spasketti, chips, hot dogs, steak, chicken, and anything remotely labeled as mexican food
4a. tabasco doesn't count, don't even put it on the table, don't even bring it in the house
4b. clippers games have gigantic jugs of tapatio, why do i not?
5. jack in the box chicken sandwiches require a minimum of 4 hot sauce packets per chicken sandwich, anything less and you might as well throw it in the trash
that is all........for now